:08:03
And you´re the scariest thing in it
so I must go away from you now.
:08:07
Listen.
We can´t waste any more time.
:08:09
You must meet someone by age 30...
:08:12
so you´re together a few years
and you know you have staying power...
:08:15
so you don´t mess up children
with divorce.
:08:17
That makes you 33
when you have your first kid.
:08:20
Then you don´t hit menopause
until that child is at college.
:08:24
Any other plan is a disaster.
That´s why we had a pact.
:08:27
- Come on!
- We´re coming!
:08:30
You stay there, kids.
:08:31
Now...
:08:33
we both believe in God
and reincarnation.
:08:36
Of course.
So why bother playing out a sad life?
:08:39
Divorce, unhappy children,
unrealized ambitions.
:08:43
If we don´t hit it in 28 days,
we just end it.
:08:46
Let God start fresh with us. It´s
selfish of us to think any other way.
:08:51
Come on, Lucy!
:08:53
Think.
:08:56
Don´t listen to her anymore.
She´s no longer stable.
:08:59
- Shut up, Joe!
- Be quiet.
:09:01
Thank you.
Okay, who´s first?
:09:06
I think... Eddy.
:09:08
I like this guy Billy,
but I´m too afraid to talk to him.
:09:11
Send him a note and tell him exactly
how you feel. Twenty cents, please.
:09:17
Okay, I´ll take it in a second.
:09:18
Let´s see.
Who might be next?
:09:21
Sam, please.
:09:23
I left a tooth under my pillow and
the tooth fairy only left a quarter.
:09:27
You go to your mother,
and you say, " Mommy...
:09:31
if this is all the tooth fairy can
afford, she needs it more than I do."
:09:35
Fifteen cents, please.
:09:37
I can´t believe you take their money.
:09:39
They like giving it to me.
It makes them feel like adults.
:09:43
All right, kids, class time!
:09:49
You have therapy now?
:09:51
Thank God.
:09:53
Come on, you little creeps!
Get in there! Get in...
:09:56
you nutty kids!