If Lucy Fell

What happened in our bathroom
last night? Did you hear noises?

He just went to the bathroom,
that´s all. It just seemed odd to me.

He went to the bathroom?
Yes, that´s all.
See? Just weird.

What, number two?
I don´t want to talk about this!
He took some stanky shit
in our bathroom?

Is that what you mean?
That man took you out to dinner...

bought you a capuccino and walked
you home, perfect gentleman...

went into our house, into our bathroom,
stayed there an hour...

taking a foul-smelling shit
and then just left?

That is so disgusting.
I can´t believe that.

God! What is that?
I mean, what is that about?
Was he, like, trying to leave his mark?

You seeing him again?
You probably would.
You´ll see that guy.
You´re probably going to him now.

ROSES Are red, Violets Are Blue
Oh, Jane, how the hell
will I get you to my opening

Will you send me away
Will you kiss me and stop me
From jumping off the Brooklyn Bridge
I´ve wanted to meet you
for such a long time now!

- I don´t put menu.
- You don´t?

- What is this, then, sir?
- I don´t know.