1:07:01
Yes, sir. He's been diverting research
funds into his own private account.
1:07:06
For all the differences I've had with Bilko
over the years, I've always liked him.
1:07:11
The way he kept up the men's morale.
1:07:13
The way he'd pretend to cry when I went
on leave. The way, on my birthday...
1:07:18
...he'd have the men mow my name in
the main lawn with a big heart around it.
1:07:23
- But now there'll be a court martial.
- Yes, sir.
1:07:27
- Unless...
- Unless?
1:07:29
It's just that I know we'd both
do anything to spare Bilko a court martial.
1:07:33
If he could just be quietly punished.
1:07:35
(sighs) Yeah, sure.
1:07:38
But... but how?
1:07:41
The CO has certain powers, sir.
1:07:44
- Powers?
- Can't he, for instance, have a soldier...
1:07:50
...trans...
1:07:53
Trans... atlantic?
1:07:59
Trans... vestite?
1:08:04
- Transferred!
- What a wonderful idea.
1:08:07
Yes, well, the wheels are always spinning.
1:08:11
It'd have to be somewhere where there'd
be no chance of him making trouble again.
1:08:20
Greenland?
1:08:23
He's been out walking
by himself for, like, four hours.
1:08:27
- What's he doin'?
- He's thinkin'.
1:08:30
- I thought I heard him crying.
- He even asked for a box of tissues.
1:08:37
I guess you're happy.
1:08:39
Yeah. He hated the sarge.
He was probably helping Thorn to get him.
1:08:42
- I was not!
- Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
1:08:45
This is Bilko we're
talkin' about here. Bilko!
1:08:48
Nobody gets the best of Bilko. Come on!
1:08:50
- That's right.
- (Paparelli) He'll think of somethin'.
1:08:53
Remember when I got the letter from
my wife sayin' she wanted to break up?
1:08:57
- Remember what Bilko did?
- He got your wife back?
1:08:59
No, he got me another wife. A better wife!