1:08:04
- Transferred!
- What a wonderful idea.
1:08:07
Yes, well, the wheels are always spinning.
1:08:11
It'd have to be somewhere where there'd
be no chance of him making trouble again.
1:08:20
Greenland?
1:08:23
He's been out walking
by himself for, like, four hours.
1:08:27
- What's he doin'?
- He's thinkin'.
1:08:30
- I thought I heard him crying.
- He even asked for a box of tissues.
1:08:37
I guess you're happy.
1:08:39
Yeah. He hated the sarge.
He was probably helping Thorn to get him.
1:08:42
- I was not!
- Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
1:08:45
This is Bilko we're
talkin' about here. Bilko!
1:08:48
Nobody gets the best of Bilko. Come on!
1:08:50
- That's right.
- (Paparelli) He'll think of somethin'.
1:08:53
Remember when I got the letter from
my wife sayin' she wanted to break up?
1:08:57
- Remember what Bilko did?
- He got your wife back?
1:08:59
No, he got me another wife. A better wife!
1:09:02
- Yeah!
- He'll come up with his best plan ever.
1:09:06
Listen, I pity Major Thorn.
When Bilko gets done with him...
1:09:10
- (Doberman) Sarge!
- Ten-hut!
1:09:13
Hey, Sarge!
1:09:15
- Sarge!
- Sarge! You've come back!
1:09:19
Ah, Doberman. The son I never wanted.
1:09:23
Fall in and look this way!
1:09:29
Hello, soldiers.
1:09:32
I'm talking to you.
Because that's what you are really.
1:09:36
Soldiers, every last one of you -
with a couple of exceptions.
1:09:39
- He's got a plan.
- He sure does.
1:09:41
I wanna tell you a little story.
There was once a little boy...
1:09:45
...and that little boy had a dream to run
one of the most sophisticated...
1:09:48
...illegal gaming operations
the US Army has ever seen.
1:09:52
- He's not worried.
- Not a bit.
1:09:53
And that little boy's dream came true.
1:09:55
But now they're trying to
snatch that dream back from him.
1:09:59
- He is worried.
- That's not good.