1:10:01
But what are the last two letters
in the name Bilko? K-O!
1:10:04
Of course, the first are B-l-L,
which is meaningless.
1:10:07
But still, am I giving up? No! Never!
Well, kind of, but not really...
1:10:11
...because there is no way
I am going to Greenland.
1:10:14
Well, you're probably wondering
if I have a plan.
1:10:17
Well, of course I have a plan!
A P-L-A-N. Plan.
1:10:25
But...
1:10:28
- He's got no plan.
- We're screwed.
1:10:29
- I have a plan, Sarge.
- But maybe a plan is not what I need!
1:10:33
What I really need is just a little puppy.
1:10:37
A little puppy with big, brown eyes
who'll just come to me and lick my face...
1:10:41
...and just love me so much,
no matter what kind of person I am.
1:10:45
(Bilko sobs)
1:10:46
Sarge, I really do have a plan.
1:10:49
Oh, so now you have a plan.
Well, let's hear your plan, Wally.
1:10:54
What if the hovertank did work? That'd
prove you haven't diverted the money.
1:10:58
Oh! That is so stup... What?
1:11:00
That would prove you hadn't been
diverting the money. Wouldn't it?
1:11:07
Are you saying you can get
the hovertank to work?
1:11:10
No, of course not. But we don't need to
hold four aces if they think we hold 'em.
1:11:18
Permission to speak freely?
1:11:21
Tell me a bit more about this plan,
because I think that's actually...
1:11:24
If they come, deny everything.
Just act dumb.
1:11:27
Fender, I'm putting you in charge of that.
1:11:32
I love the nightlife, I like to boogie
1:11:36
I like to rock all night long
1:11:38
(Bilko) Ahem.
1:11:40
Oh... it's you, Bilko.
1:11:43
Sir, if I could talk with you
just for a moment.
1:11:46
If you've come to talk about Greenland,
you're wasting your time.
1:11:49
Frankly, Sergeant, I'm disappointed.
1:11:51
Sir, all I ever wanted was an honest
week's pay for an honest day's work.
1:11:55
- I didn't steal money, sir.
- Please, Bilko.
1:11:59
Let's just say goodbye.