Sgt. Bilko
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1:11:00
That would prove you hadn't been
diverting the money. Wouldn't it?

1:11:07
Are you saying you can get
the hovertank to work?

1:11:10
No, of course not. But we don't need to
hold four aces if they think we hold 'em.

1:11:18
Permission to speak freely?
1:11:21
Tell me a bit more about this plan,
because I think that's actually...

1:11:24
If they come, deny everything.
Just act dumb.

1:11:27
Fender, I'm putting you in charge of that.
1:11:32
I love the nightlife, I like to boogie
1:11:36
I like to rock all night long
1:11:38
(Bilko) Ahem.
1:11:40
Oh... it's you, Bilko.
1:11:43
Sir, if I could talk with you
just for a moment.

1:11:46
If you've come to talk about Greenland,
you're wasting your time.

1:11:49
Frankly, Sergeant, I'm disappointed.
1:11:51
Sir, all I ever wanted was an honest
week's pay for an honest day's work.

1:11:55
- I didn't steal money, sir.
- Please, Bilko.

1:11:59
Let's just say goodbye.
1:12:01
And thank you.
1:12:03
- For what, sir?
- Well, for...

1:12:07
...always making me feel like
I actually ran this place.

1:12:10
Good old Fort Baxter.
1:12:13
I guess your garden
is one of the things you'll miss most.

1:12:15
Ah, yes. I love...
1:12:17
- Miss? Why miss?
- The colonel hasn't heard?

1:12:20
- In that case, it must not be true.
- What? Uh... they're closing Fort Baxter?

1:12:24
You didn't hear it from me.
1:12:26
Take good care of yourself in...
I've said enough.

1:12:29
Have you heard where they're sending me?
1:12:31
- You're stepping on your flowers.
- The hell with them! Where?

1:12:35
- Where are they sending me?
- It's just rumour, sir.

1:12:37
Oh, that fair skin
under the burning desert sun...

1:12:41
Oh, my God. The desert sun.
1:12:45
Remember, if you get lost, travel by night.
1:12:48
- How can they do this to me?
- The hovertank test was the last straw.

1:12:53
Too bad they didn't schedule it this week.
1:12:55
Well...
1:12:57
- Goodbye.
- Wha...? Wait!


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