:09:04
No, the guy's been hung from a tree.
His feet are scratching the roof.
:09:09
No, he's been decapitated,
and the blood's dripping on the car.
:09:15
No, he wasn't decapitated,
he was gutted with a hook.
:09:22
- That's the way I heard it.
- You're all wrong.
:09:27
They get to the girl's house and
find a bloody hook in the car door.
:09:33
That's the original story.
That's the way it really happened.
:09:37
None of it really happened.
It's a bullshit story.
:09:41
- No. It's not. It's true.
- I don't think so, Ray.
:09:48
It's a fictional story to warn girls
of the dangers of premarital sex.
:09:52
You know how terrified I am of
your I.Q., but it's an urban legend.
:10:00
And they all originate from
some sort of real-life incident.
:10:18
By that time I'll be finishing my
two-year deal on "Guiding Light", -
:10:25
- coinciding with your first year
as quarterback for the Steelers.
:10:32
Then we can elope to Europe
or the Caymans, -
:10:37
- where I'll let you impregnate me
with the first of three children. -
:10:42
- before you head off to rehab.
:10:46
Then we can live happily...
blah. Blah. Blah.
:10:51
Ray? Where did you go?
:10:57
I'm gonna hook you!