Tomorrow Never Dies

Good morning, my golden retrievers.
What kind of havoc shall the Carver
Media Group create in the world today?

- News.
- Floods in Pakistan, riots in Paris.

- And a plane crash in California.
- Excellent.

Mr. Jones, are we ready
to release our new software?

Yes, sir.
As requested, it's full of bugs...

which means people will be
forced to upgrade for years.

Mr. Wallace, call the president.
Tell him if he doesn't sign the bill
lowering the cable rates...

we'll release a video of him
with the cheerleader...

- in the Chicago motel room.
- Inspired, sir.

After he signs the bill,
release the tape anyway.

Consider him slimed.
Excuse me.
- He's on transponder seven.
- Mr. Stamper?

Phase two is underway.
I have the videotape.

I haven't seen it myself,
but I'm told the footage is excellent.

Plus, there were 17 survivors
for your headlines.

Good work, Stamper.
- Thank you.
- Don't mention it.

Make sure you keep it
in a safe place.

Gentlemen and ladies...
hold the presses.
This just in.
By a curious quirk of fate,
we have the perfect story...

with which to launch our
Satellite News Network tonight.

It seems a small crisis is brewing
in the South China Sea.

I want full newspaper coverage.
I want magazine stories.

I want books. I want films.
I want TV. I want radio.

I want us on the air
24 hours a day.

This is our moment!
And a billion people
around this planet...

will watch it, hear it...
and read about it
from the Carver Media Group.