:33:01
Caitlyn, I know a girl who
went home alone on New Year's Eve.
:33:04
It was like she was jinxed
for the whole year.
:33:06
Twelve months, completely
invisible to guys, OK?
:33:10
It was like she was tainted.
:33:12
We'll get dates.
:33:13
When have we ever
not gotten dates?
:33:15
It happened to me.
:33:16
Remember '78,
I went home alone?
:33:19
You were in a committed,
:33:20
monogamous relationship
that week.
:33:23
There was no committed
monogamous relationship.
:33:25
That was a cover story.
:33:30
Hi.
:33:35
I forgot my key.
:33:36
Jenny, I'm... I'm sorry.
:33:39
Don't. Love means never
having to say you're sorry.
:33:44
I hate you motherfuckers.
:33:50
[Pounding On Door]
:33:52
Oh, my God...
:33:54
Guests!
:33:55
Thank you, God, thank you!
:33:57
Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you.
:33:59
Coming!
:34:00
[Pounding On Door]
:34:06
[People Celebrating]
:34:07
Eric, hi. Happy New...
:34:10
Year.
:34:15
Great party.
:34:17
Oh, come on, Eric.
You know how it is.
:34:18
No one wants to be
the first to arrive.
:34:19
That's all.
:34:22
How about some food?
You want some food?
:34:23
I made the crab dip myself.
:34:28
So, uh, where's, um,
what's-her-face?
:34:32
She's not coming.
:34:34
Oh, she's not?
:34:36
She broke up with me.
Do you believe that?
:34:39
It's New Year's Eve,
and the woman breaks up with me.
:34:42
And wait till you hear
the story she came up with.
:34:45
Suddenly, she's got this
mountain-climbing boyfriend
:34:49
that everyone thought was dead,
:34:51
but now it turns out he's alive!
:34:54
Have you ever heard
such a pile of shit?
:34:57
Well, you know how it is.