:05:01
Breath check.
:05:05
- Thank you.
- [ Gargling ]
:05:10
[ Hacks ]
:05:15
- I wish you wouldn't do that.
- So, you got something up your sleeve for tonight ?
:05:18
This is a foolproof plan,
my friend.
:05:21
I have a serious question
to ask you guys. Okay.
:05:23
You know Nadia the Czechoslovakian
chick ? She might be there tonight.
:05:27
Now, do you think she would prefer...
[ Clears Throat ]
:05:31
Iaid-back Jim...
:05:33
or...
:05:35
[ Clears Throat ]
cool, hip Jim ?
:05:38
I don't think it really matters
with that shirt you're wearing.
:05:40
What ? Correct me if I'm wrong but
you're the one with the girlfriend...
:05:44
and you're still
stranded on third base.
:05:46
Hey, at least I know what
third base feels like, okay ?
:05:49
- You're still just a batboy.
- Batboy. Batboy.
:05:51
- [ Laughs ]
- What are you talking about ?
:05:53
Guys, uh--
:05:56
What exactly does
third base feel like ?
:05:59
You wanna
take this one ?
:06:03
- Like warm apple pie.
- Yeah ? - Yeah.
:06:07
- Apple pie, huh ?
- Uh-huh.
:06:10
- McDonald's or homemade ?
- [ Scooter Engine Starts ]
:06:13
Gentlemen,
destiny awaits.
:06:17
- [ Engine Stalls ]
- [ Boys Chuckle ]
:06:19
- [ Engine Stalls ]
- [ Boys Chuckle ]
:06:20
- -**-** [ Rock ]
- -** It's been one week since you looked at me -**
:06:22
-** Cocked your head to the side
and said, I'm angry -**
:06:24
That's number five and six
for the Stif-meister !
:06:27
- -**-** [ Continues ]
- Yeah.
:06:29
- [ Gasps ]
- Oops !
:06:31
- Holy !
- H-Hey !
:06:34
Nadia ! Buenos dias.
Glad you could make it.
:06:38
- I'll be back for you later.
- [ Door Bell Chimes ]
:06:41
- -**-** [ Snapping Fingers ]
- -**-** [ Continues ]
:06:47
- Another party sultan !
- How ya doin' ?
:06:49
Welcome to Stifler's
Palace of Love, fellas.
:06:51
- The keg's back there ! Enjoy !
- Yeah.
:06:55
Vicky, Jessica ! Great to see you.
Glad you could make it.
:06:58
Haha, bitches !