American Pie

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[ Woman Moaning ]

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Ahh ! Ohh !

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- Ohh.
- [ Man Moaning ] Oh, yeah.

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Ohh,
you're so good.

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Ohh, yes.
I am the best, baby.

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- [ Woman On TV ] Oh, yeah !
- Oh. Oh, that was a tit.

:00:37

- That is a tit ! Yes !
- [ Moaning Continues ]

:00:39

[ Woman ] Oh, you're so big !

:00:42

Oh, yeah. Yeah,
that's right, baby.

:00:44

- [ Man On TV ] Oh, doggie
wants to hide his bone. - [ Woman ] Yes !

:00:47

Oh, yeah !
I'm bone smugglin', baby.

:00:49

- Man, would you shut up !
- [ Moaning Continues ]

:00:51

Hey, Jimmy.
Just wanted to say sweet dreams.

:00:54

Yeah, yeah.
Sweet dreams. Good night, Mom.

:00:56

- Kiss good night.
- [ Moaning Continues ]

:00:59

- [ Mom ] Something wrong
with the reception ? - Uh, yeah. Yeah.

:01:02

- There's-- There's this nature
show that I'm trying to watch. - [ Man On TV ] Take it off.

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- And the birds are
all scrambled and I can't even-- - [ Woman On TV ] Do me ! Yes !

:01:09

- [ Jimmy Groans ]
- Baby ! Ride me like a pony !

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- The thing must be broken or I
sat on the remote or something. - [ Moans Continue ]

:01:15

- Getting ready for bed, son ?
- Yup, I'm all set, Dad. I'm all set.

:01:18

- Yeah ?
- No ! No, I think he's tried to watch some illegal channels.

:01:21

- Illegal-- Illegal channels ?
- This is just bad reception, honey.

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-[ Man On TV ] Oh, spank my hairy ass !
-What's that ?

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- Ooh, baby !
- You know what ? Here. Just give me this, please--

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- Oh, my God !
- And let's get this-- Ohh !

:01:33

Okay, okay. Let's, uh-- What the hell's
the matter with this thing ?

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[ Woman On TV ] Yes !

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[ Woman On TV ] Yes !

:01:49

[ Boy ] Illegal channels ?
Shit !

:01:52

If there's any channel that
should be illegal, it's that "all-woman's" channel.

:01:55

- Lifetime supply
of pantyhose or some shit. - Yeah.

:01:58

Hey, uh, did you see The Little Mermaid
on TV the other night ?