1:15:01
He's never had sex with anyone.
I know this because he told me.
1:15:05
Once he tried to screw
a grapefruit, but that's all.
1:15:09
Oh. He also told me that when he gets
nervous, he sometimes wets his pants.
1:15:13
- Thank you for your time.
- [ Crowd Chattering, Laughing ]
1:15:22
[ Jim Clears Throat ]
1:15:30
- [ Jim ] Guess what ?
- Not interested.
1:15:33
Kevin. Come on, man. The bus
to Stifler's is gonna be here soon.
1:15:37
- I'm not going.
- [ Jim ] What ?
1:15:39
Why not ?
1:15:43
Look, things didn't really
turn out how I wanted them to.
1:15:48
I mean, I don't even
know what I'm doin'.
1:15:50
I-l'm acting like I've got
everything together tonight.
1:15:54
I know that Vicky's gonna
ask me if I love her, and...
1:15:57
I don't know
what I'm gonna say.
1:15:59
I mean,
I'm on the brink.
1:16:01
I'm just about to do it.
I should be psyched.
1:16:05
I don't know. Maybe you're right.
Maybe I am just scared.
1:16:09
[ Scoffs ] Come on, Kev.
Tonight is the night.
1:16:13
We-We are finally going
to a post-prom party on the lake.
1:16:17
We have been waiting for this
for four years.
1:16:19
Why else have we been friends
with Stifler all this time, right ?
1:16:23
We were friends
with Stifler ?
1:16:26
Hey, look.
1:16:29
Sherman didn't even
get laid.
1:16:32
- He didn't ?
- No, he pissed himself.
1:16:35
- [ Laughing ]
- What ?
1:16:38
We'll tell you
on the bus.
1:16:40
I'm gonna go inside
and grab my bag.
1:16:44
My date too, perhaps ?
1:16:48
[ Jim ] Stifler's mom
got it in the divorce.
1:16:50
[ Michelle ] That reminds me
of this one time--
1:16:52
Hey, can I ask you
a question ?
1:16:55
How come you don't have any stories ?
I've got lots of them,
1:16:58
and you don't have any.