1:16:01
I'm just about to do it.
I should be psyched.
1:16:05
I don't know. Maybe you're right.
Maybe I am just scared.
1:16:09
[ Scoffs ] Come on, Kev.
Tonight is the night.
1:16:13
We-We are finally going
to a post-prom party on the lake.
1:16:17
We have been waiting for this
for four years.
1:16:19
Why else have we been friends
with Stifler all this time, right ?
1:16:23
We were friends
with Stifler ?
1:16:26
Hey, look.
1:16:29
Sherman didn't even
get laid.
1:16:32
- He didn't ?
- No, he pissed himself.
1:16:35
- [ Laughing ]
- What ?
1:16:38
We'll tell you
on the bus.
1:16:40
I'm gonna go inside
and grab my bag.
1:16:44
My date too, perhaps ?
1:16:48
[ Jim ] Stifler's mom
got it in the divorce.
1:16:50
[ Michelle ] That reminds me
of this one time--
1:16:52
Hey, can I ask you
a question ?
1:16:55
How come you don't have any stories ?
I've got lots of them,
1:16:58
and you don't have any.
1:17:00
Oh, I've got stories.
Believe me. They're just, uh--
1:17:03
They're just a little
more risque than tales of band camp.
1:17:06
Are they gross or something ?
Like guy stuff ? Tell me !
1:17:11
Okay.
You want a story ?
1:17:13
Here's a story.
Stifler finds this beer--
1:17:19
- [ Kevin ] This is
the nicest room in the house. - Kev, it's perfect.
1:17:34
- [ Vicky Screams ]
- You guys are gonna fuck, aren't ya ?
1:17:37
Fuckers !
Fuckers, fuckers !
1:17:40
Fuckers,
fuckers, fuckers !
1:17:44
- Out.
- Aw, come on !
1:17:46
- Get out.
- Aw, man !
1:17:51
- [ Laughing ]
- [ Laughing ]