:02:01
- No.
- Ariel, man. She's so hot !
:02:04
- Yeah, Oz. But not when she's on land.
- She's a mermaid, dude.
:02:08
[ Boy ] Come on, Vicky, it's Stifler's
party. We got to go. It'll be great.
:02:12
[ Vicky ] Why ? All that
happens at Stifler's parties is people get drunk and do it.
:02:16
Yeah.
:02:18
[ Vicky ] Now, come on, Kevin.
Open it.
:02:20
It's a big, thick envelope, Vicky.
You got in.
:02:23
If you think so,
just open it.
:02:25
- Fine.
- ** [ Rock ]
:02:32
Hmm.
:02:34
"Dear Miss Latham: We're sorry but
after keeping you on the waiting list...
:02:38
for the past couple of months, we've
decided that you are now rejected."
:02:42
- Shut up !
- [ Both Giggling ]
:02:44
- You got in.
- [ Squeals ] Yes ! I love you !
:02:49
- -**-** [ Continuing ]
- [ Chuckling ] Okay.
:02:58
Hey, you think I should wear
this shirt to Stifler's party ?
:03:00
[ Scoffs ] You've worn that shirt for,
like, three days in a row, man !
:03:03
Guys.
She said it.
:03:05
- Said what ? [ Chuckles ]
- She said she loves me.
:03:07
- Holy shit, dude ! The "L" word ?
- Oh, man !
:03:10
Cornell's not
that far from "U" of "M."
:03:12
Yeah, it's only,
like, seven hours.
:03:14
Oh, and you get
to drive across Canada.
:03:16
- Beautiful country.
- Whatever. It's doable.
:03:21
Wh-What we should
do today, in band.
:03:24
Instead of playing
our instruments regularly, we should play them backwards.
:03:28
- That'll be so funny !
- Yeah.
:03:30
-**-** [ Noodling ]
:03:34
No offense, but you're talking
about a post-high school, long-distance relationship.
:03:39
And you and Kevin
haven't even done it yet.
:03:41
That's not why
we're going out.
:03:43
What do you expect him to drive
to Cornell for ? Milk and cookies ?
:03:46
We're gonna have sex
when he's ready and I'm ready.
:03:49
It's got to be
completely perfect.
:03:51
I want the right time, the right moment,
the right place--
:03:54
Vicky, it's not
a space shuttle launch. It's sex.