American Pie
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:22:02
- That's how I was duped.
- Look, Jessica,

:22:05
I-l don't want
to dupe her.

:22:08
All right.
What you need to do...

:22:11
is learn how to press
a girl's buttons.

:22:14
You have to give her
what she's never had.

:22:16
- What's that ?
- Let me give you a hint.

:22:19
[ Orgasmic Moans ]
Ohh, Kev ! Uhh. Yeah.

:22:23
- ? Comprende ?
- You mean an orgasm.

:22:26
- You got it, stud !
- Well, you know,

:22:29
I'm-l'm pretty sure that I've...
given her a--

:22:31
- No, you haven't.
- Well, there was one time--

:22:35
- No.
- Oh, man.

:22:38
- Look, kid, it's up to you.
The big "L" or the big "O." - Dickhead !

:22:43
- You gotta see this.
- [ Vocal Group ] -** Do you believe in -**

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- -** Magic in a young girl's heart -**
- -** Ooh, ooh -**

:22:50
-** How the music can free her
whenever it starts -**

:22:54
-** And it's magic
if the music is groovy -**

:22:57
- -** It makes you feel happy -**
- What did you cocks do to him ?

:23:01
- -** I'll tell you about the magic
It'll free your soul -** - -** Ooh, ooh, ooh -**

:23:04
-** But it's like tryin' to tell
a stranger 'bout rock 'n' roll -**-**

:23:08
Great.
See you next time.

:23:15
- Hey, guys.
Came to watch me in action ? - Yeah.

:23:18
- I-l think you sounded pretty good.
- Yeah, man.

:23:21
I think you need
your balls reattached.

:23:23
- Hey, keep it down, dude.
- What the fuck are you doing here ?

:23:26
This place
is an untapped resource.

:23:28
I mean,
check it out.

:23:31
- These vocal jazz girls are hot.
- Why the hell is he joining jazz choir so late ?

:23:35
- Maybe he's preparing for
another senior year at East ? - [ Chuckles ]

:23:39
You guys,
we don't even know him.

:23:45
You dipshit !
:23:47
You're expecting
to score with some...

:23:49
goody-goody
choirgirl priss ?

:23:51
These chicks don't know me. I can work
the sensitive angle here, fellas !

:23:55
You know, it's just like
that college chick told me.

:23:58
All that you gotta do
is just ask 'em questions...


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