American Pie
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-** I'm not sick
but I'm not well -**

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-** And I'm so hot -**
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-** 'Cause I'm in hell -**
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-** Been around the world and found
that only stupid people are breeding -**

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-** The cretins
cloning and feeding -**

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- Well, did you get the flowers ?
- -** And I don't even own a TV -**

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-** Hear the voices in my head
I swear to God -**

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-** It sounds like
they're snoring -**

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-** But if you're poor
and you're boring -**

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-** The agony and the irony -**
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-** They're killing me -**
Whoa !

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-** I'm not sick
but I'm not well -**

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-** And I'm so hot -**
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-** 'Cause I'm in hell -**-**
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Don't worry. You'll
get her back soon enough.

:21:51
- You think so ?
- Sure, she likes you.

:21:53
- Well, I like her too.
- Do you love her ?

:21:54
- Well, I like her too.
- Do you love her ?

:21:55
Um, you know what ?
You can't really ask me that.

:21:59
Well, if you want to get
her in the sack, I mean, just tell her you love her.

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- That's how I was duped.
- Look, Jessica,

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I-l don't want
to dupe her.

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All right.
What you need to do...

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is learn how to press
a girl's buttons.

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You have to give her
what she's never had.

:22:16
- What's that ?
- Let me give you a hint.

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[ Orgasmic Moans ]
Ohh, Kev ! Uhh. Yeah.

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- ? Comprende ?
- You mean an orgasm.

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- You got it, stud !
- Well, you know,

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I'm-l'm pretty sure that I've...
given her a--

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- No, you haven't.
- Well, there was one time--

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- No.
- Oh, man.

:22:38
- Look, kid, it's up to you.
The big "L" or the big "O." - Dickhead !

:22:43
- You gotta see this.
- [ Vocal Group ] -** Do you believe in -**

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- -** Magic in a young girl's heart -**
- -** Ooh, ooh -**

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-** How the music can free her
whenever it starts -**

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-** And it's magic
if the music is groovy -**

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- -** It makes you feel happy -**
- What did you cocks do to him ?


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