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:14:00
I promise.
So, just... relax,

:14:05
take it slow... and
let the good times roll.

:14:11
- Okay.
- All right.

:14:15
[ Gulps, Exhales ]
:14:20
What's wrong ?
:14:25
What's wrong ?
What is it ?

:14:30
- Xenophobic.
- [ Scream ]

:14:35
[ Whimpering ]
Oh !

:14:39
- Regurgitation.
- I know that one.

:14:43
- Kevin likes it.
- He likes getting head.

:14:47
Gee, what a total shocker.
What about you, Vicky ?

:14:49
I mean, h-have you just
never had one with Kevin...

:14:52
or have you never
had one, period ?

:14:54
I've had one.
:14:56
- I think.
- Okay.

:14:58
That's a no. No wonder
you're not psyched about sex.

:15:02
You tell me you never
even had one manually ?

:15:04
- I've never tried it.
- You've never double-clicked your mouse ?

:15:09
- [ Coughing, Vomiting ]
- Ha-ha, nice !

:15:11
- [ Laughing ]
- Jesus ! Stifler, how much did you drink, man ?

:15:14
Hey, Stifler ?
How's the pale ale ?

:15:18
- Fuck you ! [ Vomits ]
- Ooh, whoo !

:15:22
- [ Kevin ] That's Stifler's mom ?
- [ Jim ] Yup.

:15:26
Shit. I cannot believe a fine woman
like this produced a guy like Stifler.

:15:31
- Dude, that chick's a "MILF."
- What the hell is that ?

:15:35
- M-l-L-F-- Mom I'd like to fuck.
- Yeah, dude !

:15:39
Oh-ho, yeah !
:15:41
- [ Together ] Yeah ! MILF ! MILF !
- Hey, guys-- Guys. Guys.

:15:44
- Come here.
- Sherman, what's goin' on ?

:15:48
Yeah, uh-- Don't you think you fellas
could try a little tact ?

:15:52
I got company,
if you know what I mean ?

:15:59
She's hot !

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