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:15:02
You tell me you never
even had one manually ?

:15:04
- I've never tried it.
- You've never double-clicked your mouse ?

:15:09
- [ Coughing, Vomiting ]
- Ha-ha, nice !

:15:11
- [ Laughing ]
- Jesus ! Stifler, how much did you drink, man ?

:15:14
Hey, Stifler ?
How's the pale ale ?

:15:18
- Fuck you ! [ Vomits ]
- Ooh, whoo !

:15:22
- [ Kevin ] That's Stifler's mom ?
- [ Jim ] Yup.

:15:26
Shit. I cannot believe a fine woman
like this produced a guy like Stifler.

:15:31
- Dude, that chick's a "MILF."
- What the hell is that ?

:15:35
- M-l-L-F-- Mom I'd like to fuck.
- Yeah, dude !

:15:39
Oh-ho, yeah !
:15:41
- [ Together ] Yeah ! MILF ! MILF !
- Hey, guys-- Guys. Guys.

:15:44
- Come here.
- Sherman, what's goin' on ?

:15:48
Yeah, uh-- Don't you think you fellas
could try a little tact ?

:15:52
I got company,
if you know what I mean ?

:15:59
She's hot !
:16:01
[ Door Slams ]
:16:03
If Sherman has sex before I do,
I'm gonna be really pissed.

:16:09
Sherman ? [ Chuckles ]
The Shermanator ?

:16:14
- [ Both Laugh ]
- Come on, man.

:16:19
[ Together ]
MILF ! MILF !

:16:21
MILF ! MILF ! Dude, hey, dude.
What are you doin' to her, dude ?

:16:25
Oh, my God,
bro, dude.

:16:29
- [ Chuckles ]
- Enough of this blow job bullshit.

:16:32
- I gotta get laid already.
- [ Vicky ] That's nice. Really, really nice.

:16:36
- Can I have a ride ?
- Sure.

:16:40
- [ Kevin ] Vicky, wait.
- Not for you.

:16:43
Yeti !
I am the Yeti !

:16:55
- [ Finch ] Good morning, gentlemen.
- Finch.

:16:58
Where were you last night, huh ?
What happened to that foolproof plan of yours ?


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