:19:00
I mean, we'll be there
to keep each other on track.
:19:03
Separately, we are flawed
and vulnerable, but together,
:19:05
we are the masters
of our sexual destiny.
:19:07
Their tiger-style
kung fu is strong.
:19:09
But our dragon-style
will defeat it.
:19:11
- Guys !
- The Shaolin masters from East and West must unite !
:19:15
- Fight, and find out who is number one.
- Guys !
:19:18
Come on. You're ruining my moment here.
This is our very manhood at stake.
:19:22
We must make
a stand, here and now.
:19:26
No longer will our penises
remain flaccid and unused !
:19:30
We will fight for every man out there
who isn't getting laid and should be.
:19:34
This is our day.
This is our time.
:19:38
And, by God, we will not stand by and
watch history condemn us into celibacy.
:19:42
- Amen. Yes.
- I like that.
:19:44
-We will make a stand. We will succeed.
-'Bout time !
:19:48
- We will get laid !
- Yeah ! - Yeah !
:19:51
[ Cheering, Whooping ]
:19:52
Now, the sex: It's got
to be valid, consensual sex.
:19:56
- No prostitutes.
That's what you're thinkin', Finch. - [ Sucking Air ]
:20:00
[ Laughs ]
Busted.
:20:02
So, basically,
prom is our last chance.
:20:05
- Oh, dude. Prom sucks.
- I know,
:20:07
but you gotta think
about it this way.
:20:09
I mean, all the parties afterwards ?
The chicks are going to want to do it.
:20:13
- Yeah-yeah, he's right. It's,
like tradition or something. - The Rose Bowl.
:20:18
- So, that gives us--
- Exactly three weeks to the day.
:20:24
- We're gonna do this.
- All right, to the next step ! - Next step !
:20:27
[ Together ] Next step !
[ Whooping ]
:20:28
[ Together ] Next step !
[ Whooping ]
:20:30
-** I have visions I was in them
I was lookin' into the mirror -**
:20:35
-** To see a little bit clearer -**
:20:38
-** The rottenness
and evil in me -**
:20:43
-** Fingertips have memories I can't
forget the curves of your body -**
:20:47
-** And when I feel
a bit naughty -**
:20:50
-** I run it up
the flagpole and see -**
:20:54
-** Who salutes
but no one ever does -**
:20:56
-** I'm not sick
but I'm not well -**