American Pie
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:04:01
- Finch.
- Here's the man we are looking for.

:04:03
- Gentlemen.
- What's goin' on, buddy ?

:04:05
- Gentlemen.
- What's goin' on, buddy ?

:04:05
- Same ol'--
- [ Sighs ] Finch. You got the Latin homework ?

:04:09
Oh.
[ Speaks Latin, Chuckles ]

:04:15
It means, "My dog ate it."
It's Latin. It's a joke.

:04:17
- It's a Latin joke.
- Yeah, Latin. Just drink your coffee.

:04:22
- No, Jim, it's mochaccino.
- What ?

:04:24
What I'm drinking, it's mochaccino.
It's not coffee.

:04:27
[ Boy ] 'Nova !
:04:29
- [ Both Grunting ]
- What's up, dude ?

:04:31
You comin' to the party
tonight, Ozzie, you fuckface ?

:04:33
Uh, depends if my date
wants to stop by.

:04:35
- I'm workin' on somethin' new.
- I got an idea about something new.

:04:39
How about you guys
actually locate your dicks,

:04:41
remove the shrink-wrap
and fucking use them !

:04:44
Dude, it's gonna happen.
She's a college chick.

:04:48
[ Scoffs ] Oh, right.
I'll see you guys tonight.

:04:50
I'll look for you in the no-fucking
section. [ Mocking Laugh ]

:04:54
[ Self-Deprecating Chuckle ]
:04:56
[ Self-Deprecating Chuckle ]
:04:57
All right. I'm shooting for a
9:00 E.T.A. Beer in hand by five after.

:05:01
Breath check.
:05:05
- Thank you.
- [ Gargling ]

:05:10
[ Hacks ]
:05:15
- I wish you wouldn't do that.
- So, you got something up your sleeve for tonight ?

:05:18
This is a foolproof plan,
my friend.

:05:21
I have a serious question
to ask you guys. Okay.

:05:23
You know Nadia the Czechoslovakian
chick ? She might be there tonight.

:05:27
Now, do you think she would prefer...
[ Clears Throat ]

:05:31
Iaid-back Jim...
:05:33
or...
:05:35
[ Clears Throat ]
cool, hip Jim ?

:05:38
I don't think it really matters
with that shirt you're wearing.

:05:40
What ? Correct me if I'm wrong but
you're the one with the girlfriend...

:05:44
and you're still
stranded on third base.

:05:46
Hey, at least I know what
third base feels like, okay ?

:05:49
- You're still just a batboy.
- Batboy. Batboy.

:05:51
- [ Laughs ]
- What are you talking about ?

:05:53
Guys, uh--
:05:56
What exactly does
third base feel like ?

:05:59
You wanna
take this one ?


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