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and listen to what
they have to say and shit.

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I don't know, man.
That sounds like a lot of work !

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- [ Knocking ]
- Uh, just a second !

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Come in. Come in.
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Oh, Jim, you're here.
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Uh, I was just walking
by your room and uh--

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And, you know, I was thinking, "Boy,
it's been a long time since we've had...

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a little
father-son, uh-uh, chat."

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Oh ! I almost forgot.
I, uh, I bought some magazines.

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Do you just want to flip
to the center section ?

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Well, this is the--
this is the, uh, female form.

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And they have
focused on the breasts,

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uh, which are used primarily
to, uh, feed young infants...

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- and, uh-- and also, uh, in foreplay.
- Right. [ Clears Throat ]

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This is, uh--
This is Hustler.

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And this is a much
more exotic magazine.

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Now, they have decided to focus
on the, uh, pubic region--

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- Right. Uh-huh.
- The whole groin area.

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Look at the expression on her face.
You see that ? See what's she's doing ?

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She's kind of looking
right into your eyes saying,

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"Hey, big boy.
Hey, how ya doin' ?"

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- You see ?
- Right.

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Shaved is a magazine
I'm not too familiar with,

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- but, again,
if you flip to the center... - [ Sighs ]

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[ Clears Throat ]
section--

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Well, you see the detail that, uh,
that they go into in this picture here.

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- Uh-huh. Yeah.
- It almost looks like a tropical plant or something...

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- underwater... thing.
- Yeah. Yes.

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- Do you know what a clitoris is ?
- Oh, my God.

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- Well, don't say, "Oh--"
- Yes, I know what a clitoris is.

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Oh, you do. Oh, I see. Yes, you do.
I forgot you've been there and back.

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- You know everything--
- I've learned about it in Sex Ed--

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- I really don't need you
to talk about clitoris. - I'm trying to make this painless--


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