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:25:02
And this is a much
more exotic magazine.

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Now, they have decided to focus
on the, uh, pubic region--

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- Right. Uh-huh.
- The whole groin area.

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Look at the expression on her face.
You see that ? See what's she's doing ?

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She's kind of looking
right into your eyes saying,

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"Hey, big boy.
Hey, how ya doin' ?"

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- You see ?
- Right.

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Shaved is a magazine
I'm not too familiar with,

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- but, again,
if you flip to the center... - [ Sighs ]

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[ Clears Throat ]
section--

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Well, you see the detail that, uh,
that they go into in this picture here.

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- Uh-huh. Yeah.
- It almost looks like a tropical plant or something...

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- underwater... thing.
- Yeah. Yes.

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- Do you know what a clitoris is ?
- Oh, my God.

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- Well, don't say, "Oh--"
- Yes, I know what a clitoris is.

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Oh, you do. Oh, I see. Yes, you do.
I forgot you've been there and back.

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- You know everything--
- I've learned about it in Sex Ed--

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- I really don't need you
to talk about clitoris. - I'm trying to make this painless--

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- You know what ?
I'm sorry. Okay ? I'm sorry. - No-no-no.

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- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
- I'm sorry.

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I shouldn't
have got hot there.

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Well, you know what
I'm going to do, Jim.

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I'm going to just
leave these books here...

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for you to, uh, peruse at your, uh--
at your leisure.

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Wait !
[ Groans ]

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Well, safer
than a tube sock.

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[ Sighs ]
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- Okay, that-- That was good.
- Yeah.

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- See you at dinner.
- Uh, yeah. I'll see you at dinner.

:26:40
So, Finch,
this is your plan ?

:26:43
You know, I don't think girls are
into the whole mini-golf thing.

:26:46
Kevin, I'm sure
that they're not.

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Actually, there is one small matter that
I need to ask for your cooperation in.

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- In the spirit of this
whole pact, you know ? - Sure, what do you need ?

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Whatever you hear about me, you agree.
And tell all the boys the same thing.

:26:58
Look, I gotta go.
Sixteen minutes round-trip.


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