-You told them we'd make this movie?
-That's right, I did.

-You have to tell them.
-Tell them what?

-We're not gonna make the movie.
-Dave, I made them a promise.

How will you make the movie
with Kit Ramsey? He said no.

You don't think I worked that out?
We'll make the movie
with Kit Ramsey, except....

-Except what?
-Except he won't know he's in it.

We secretly follow him around
with a camera.

Our actors walk up to him
and say their lines.

And he's in our movie,
and we don't have to pay him.

-What's he gonna say?
-What difference does it make?

It's an action movie.
All he's gotta do is run.

He runs away from the aliens,
he runs toward the aliens.

I want to show you something.
Got this all worked out, I think.
There are six major scenes with Kit.
The ones in red.

He's not in any of the other scenes...
:21:07 we just shoot those
with our own actors on our own time.

Bingo, we've got a movie.
That's crazy.
But we're desperate.
Why don't you wait till you get a star
who wants to be in it?

I'm 49 years old.
Admittedly, I could get away
with 44, 41, maybe 38.

But when you hit 50,
they don't hire you anymore.

It's like they can smell 50.
What's that?
When I was 10,
I knew I wanted to make movies...

...but I knew no one
was going to give me that.

So I started putting away
one dollar every week of my life.

If I missed a week, I made it up later,
from age 10 on.

And now, you're looking at enough
to get us started.

But movies cost millions of dollars
to make.

That's after gross net deduction
profit percentage...