Bowfinger
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:43:02
I wasn't even sure
I could be a pod person...

:43:06
...but now I'm enjoying it
because you made the aliens come alive.

:43:09
It was like they were living inside of me.
:43:12
At first I was nervous
about us having sex...

:43:14
...but now I think it's fine as long
as we do it in a professional manner.

:43:18
There'll be a lot of people watching.
:43:20
I won't bother you anymore.
:43:34
He's in the grotto.
:43:40
What did this alien want from you?
:43:43
She wanted to inhale my gonads!
:43:45
-Say again?
-My gonads!

:43:47
They come down, pretend they're shaking
your hands, but they're not.

:43:51
They inhale your gonads
for special research.

:43:54
I got rid of the Sports Channel.
:43:56
No more gamma beams from Jupiter
messing with my mind.

:44:00
Keep it together.
:44:01
Kit, maybe you should stay
with us for a few days...

:44:06
...in our special celebrity relaxing quarters.
:44:11
-You think I need that?
-I do.

:44:15
Go get my checkbook.
:44:19
Keep it together.
:44:24
-Can't find Kit.
-What do you mean you can't find Kit?

:44:26
He's one of the most famous faces
in the world. You can find him.

:44:30
No. We staked out his house,
MindHead, everywhere.

:44:34
-He's vanished, gone.
-Where is the guy?

:44:37
We can't shoot movie without our star.
Actors have no work ethic these days.

:44:41
They keep his movements secret.
They control him.

:44:43
A lot of guys must look like Kit.
We'll get a look-alike for the long shots.

:44:47
We'll shoot him from behind
and not show his face.

:44:50
Kit showed his ass
in eight of his ten films...

:44:52
...eight of his ten films were hits,
so we need a guy with a fabulous ass...

:44:55
...and mine is the wrong color.

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