:15:01
Why?
:15:03
I don't know.
:15:05
Because it's inevitabIe.
It's the wear and tear of the job.
:15:08
The diapers, the tantrums,
the homework.
:15:10
The kingdom, species,
your mom, his mom.
:15:13
SuddenIy, aII you're aware of is
the wet toweIs on the fIoor...
:15:16
...he hogs the remote and
he scratches his back with a fork.
:15:19
And you come face to face with
the truth that it's impossibIe...
:15:23
...to kiss a person who Ieaves
the new roII of toiIet paper...
:15:26
...on top of the empty cardboard roII!
:15:28
God forbid he takes the two seconds
to actuaIIy repIace it!
:15:32
Does he not see it?!
:15:35
I'm teIIing you, marriage is
the Jack Kevorkian of romance.
:15:41
Oh, God!
:15:46
Jesus! Shit!
:15:48
-He hit me!
-I didn't!
:15:50
I was Ieaving the room,
she stood in my way.
:15:53
-He did it on purpose.
-Guys, hoId on!
:15:57
Ben? What?!