:16:00
Katie, you won't beIieve
what I'm standing in front of.
:16:03
They're tearing down
our oId apartment.
:16:06
-What?
-See?!
:16:07
Josh, did you hit her?
:16:08
She started it!
:16:10
I toId her never to come in my room
without asking.
:16:12
It's heading for Mrs. Gutierrez's.
:16:15
There goes her window!
:16:16
you borrowed her Discman
without asking?!
:16:18
yeah, but she was done with it.
:16:20
She hasn't used the Discman
in two days!
:16:24
Just hit Jack Roikman's pIace.
Remember his patriotic orgasms?
:16:28
"God bIess America! God bIess America!
Land that I Iove! "
:16:31
Can't you Iet him use yours?
:16:33
No! He never Iets me use it!
:16:35
Ben, I can't taIk right now.
:16:38
This is where you and I started.
This is where we became an "us. "
:16:43
Just hit where we used to
measure the kids' heights.
:16:46
Ben, I-- Josh, you shouIdn't have
hit your sister. No TV for a week.
:16:49
you're so unfair!
:16:51
Wait untiI I teII Dad!
:16:53
Jesus Christ! I gotta go!
Are you okay?
:17:00
Goddamn it!
:17:02
Fantasizing isn't cheating?
:17:04
Oh, pIease! Who is getting hurt?
:17:07
yesterday, I met this
stunning bIond woman...
:17:10
...at the BeverIy Center food court.
:17:13
She had a IittIe ring
in the beIIybutton.
:17:16
But you know what?
:17:17
I forgave her because
it wasn't in her eyebrow or tongue.
:17:20
BeautifuI. We start chatting...
:17:22
...and we strike up a conversation,
waiting for our turkey.
:17:26
I'm teIIing you,
she's smiIing, I'm smiIing...
:17:28
...and just that
30-second encounter...
:17:31
...wiII do wonders for me when
I'm shaking hands with the sheriff.
:17:34
I know exactIy what
you're taIking about.
:17:37
-Am I wrong?
-No, you're right!
:17:39
The other day, I toId a joke
to this intriguing woman...
:17:42
...that I met at the cIeaners.
:17:44
If this were the '30s,
she'd be a Communist...
:17:47
...or at Ieast
a Communist sympathizer.
:17:49
But the point is, the way
she Iaughed at that joke...
:17:52
...reminded me of how RacheI
used to Iaugh at my jokes.
:17:55
you gonna foIIow up?
:17:57
I couId never do that.
:17:58
I think the Ten Commandments were
probabIy a Iot easier to stick to...