:05:04
Thank you.
:05:06
We should get Big Red a gift,
or at least someone
should say something.
:05:09
Pass.
Good riddance.
:05:11
I don't believe in
osmosis.
It's not brown-nosing.
:05:13
She's the departing captain.
She did a lot for this squad.
:05:16
Oh, come on.
Both of you sucked before
she whipped you into shape.
:05:19
Oh, whipped ?
Is that what that was ?
:05:21
No one will miss Big Red, Tor.
She puts the "itch" in "bitch."
:05:24
She puts the "whore "
in "horrifying. "
:05:26
You know,
it's her last practice.
How would you feel ?
:05:29
Big Red
has no feelings.
Just testicles.
:05:31
You guys are all
great athletes.
:05:35
Thanks in large part to me.
:05:39
And I know that
your new captain will
keep the tradition alive,
:05:44
Leading you to the record
sixth national...
:05:47
cheerleading championship
you know is yours.
:05:49
So, let's meet
your new leader,
:05:54
- Torrance Shipman.
- [Screaming]
Oh, my God !
:05:58
[Applause]
Oh, Les !
Oh, my God !
:06:01
- That slut.
- [Torrance] Listen up !
I'd like to try a wolf wall.
:06:04
Oh, excellent !
Torrance has got
the fever, people.
:06:07
What's a wolf's wall ?
:06:09
Only the hardest pyramid
known to cheerleading
and mankind.
:06:12
The words
"big" and "britches"
come to mind.
:06:14
She's crazy.
She'll kill us all.
:06:16
Hello ! Some of us have
not spent the entire
summer working out.
:06:20
Right, Carver ?
Come on, guys !
Let's be different for once.
:06:23
We can't just rest
on our laurels.
:06:25
Why does everybody say that ?
Maybe a laurel's
a good place to rest.
:06:28
Come on, man.
You guys suck.
Let's do this.
:06:33
One, two, three, four,
:06:35
five, six, seven, eight--
[Screaming]
:06:37
Five, six, seven, eight.
Kick one--
[Screaming]
:06:41
Five, six, seven, eight.
And one ! Stick it !
:06:44
Come on, girls !
Stick it for me !
:06:47
Five, six, seven, eight.
:06:49
Go one, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight.
Kick one !
:06:53
- Good job ! Whoo !
- Pinch some panties.
Someone's slacking.
:06:56
Do I look like a milkmaid,
because somebody feels
like a cow !
:06:59
- Carver, can you cradle out ?
- You bet I can.