Keeping the Faith

I know, me too, me too.
I have things I gotta tell you too.

- But mine are big.
- No.
- Mine are really bad...

- No.
- and I think I need
to get it off because--

- Okay. It's okay.
- Oh, please, just listen. I don't--

- I love you too.
- What?

I love you. That's what you're trying
to say, but you're scared because it's
me, and so I'm gonna say it first.

- Br-Brian, um--
- No, it's okay. Trust me.

- Oh, Brian.
- Trust me, trust me.

- We can't fight it. It's too strong.
- What?

It's okay.
No, Brian, I can't!
It's the vows, isn't it?
It's the vows.
They make you feel guilty.

I can't believe it. God, I should
have never had that sex talk
with you on the bridge that day.

- I knew it.
- No.
- I knew it.

In the back of my head was this little
voice saying, "Don't go there. She's--"

- Brian, you don't understand.
- You wanna know something?

Right now, first time ever,
I feel jealous of Jake.

I envy him, you know, 'cause this
would be so easy if I was him.

- Brian--
- I picked the wrong gig.

- Brian, let me talk to you.
- Come on, come on. Admit it.

If I wasn't a priest, if I was a rabbi,
you could fall in love with me
without this guilt.

- Listen to me!
- What?

I'm in love with a rabbi.
- Sorry?
- I'm in love with Jake.

That's what I was trying to tell you.
I'm-- I'm stunned.
I mean, I'm-- I'm-- I'm stunned.

I'm-- I'm-- I'm paralyzed. What--
Excuse me.
My mouth just went all dry. I--

I can't believe this.
When-- When did this-- this happen?
- We've been together since July.
-July? Oh!

Ah. July.
We knew we should have told you, but we
just weren't sure how you'd react...