:25:01
I envy him, you know, 'cause this
would be so easy if I was him.
:25:04
- Brian--
- I picked the wrong gig.
:25:06
- Brian, let me talk to you.
- Come on, come on. Admit it.
:25:08
If I wasn't a priest, if I was a rabbi,
you could fall in love with me
without this guilt.
:25:12
- Listen to me!
- What?
:25:16
I'm in love with a rabbi.
:25:20
- Sorry?
- I'm in love with Jake.
:25:24
Yeah.
:25:29
That's what I was trying to tell you.
:25:33
I'm-- I'm stunned.
I mean, I'm-- I'm-- I'm stunned.
:25:37
I'm-- I'm-- I'm paralyzed. What--
:25:43
Excuse me.
My mouth just went all dry. I--
:25:47
I can't believe this.
:25:48
When-- When did this-- this happen?
:25:51
- We've been together since July.
-July? Oh!
:25:56
Ah. July.
:25:58
We knew we should have told you, but we
just weren't sure how you'd react...
:26:01
and we thought
it would be the better choice.
:26:03
No, no, no. I'm--
I'm glad you saved it, 'cause it's
definitely less weird for me now.
:26:08
Brian, could--
:26:10
Brian! Come on. Let's just talk
about this. You don't drink.
:26:14
Excuse me, but I think in light
of recent revelations...
:26:16
neither of us is in a position to say
what the other one does or does not do
with much authority.
:26:21
Wouldn't you say?
Oh, God!
:26:26
You must think I'm such an idiot.
:26:28
- No, Brian.
- No, no, no. I mean...
:26:30
I think I'm an idiot.
:26:32
I mean, all these moments with you.
:26:34
You know, I've been
walking around on a cloud and...
:26:38
it's just been reflected glow
off of you and Jake.
:26:41
That's not true.
:26:44
I'm so embarrassed. I--
:26:47
God, talk about a bad case
of the third wheel.
:26:52
- Oh, Brian.
- It's like I'm on some...
:26:54
bad new Aaron Spelling show.
:26:57
- Melrose Priest.
- No.