Keeping the Faith

- Hello.
- Excuse me.

- May I help you?
- Yes, you may, may you.
I am Father Brian Finn.

I'm looking for my old friend,
Rabbi Jacob Schram.

- And there he is.
- Brian, what's going on?

Looking smart
and breaking hearts as always.

- Brian, what are you doing here?
- Don't smile at me.

Okay? 'Cause I'm on to you,
and I'm in no mood.

- What's going on here?
- Yeah, your jig is so up.

- Yeah, you're drunk.
- I'm not drunk.

- You're drunk.
- I'm not drunk. I'm Irish.
- You're very--

I'm Irish.
This is milk to me, baby.

- What the hell is going on here?
- Milk.

- It's okay.
- It's not okay.

My best friend has been
lying to me for months.

And he stole my girlfriend on top of it.
You wanna explain this?

- Come here.
- No, no, no, no, no.
- Did I miss something?

- Hey, hey, hey!
- Did they change the rules?

Take your hands off of me!
- What?
- Give me that. Give me that!

- I can't believe you.
- You know, you better not
lie in here, man.

This is-- This is the big room.
God does not look favorably on it.

- He has a tendency to throw
lightning bolts and things...
- All right.

- at liars!
- All right, how did you find out?

"How'd you find out? How--"
Is that the best you can do?

- How do you think?
- Oh, she told you.

Yeah, when she was crying
on my shoulder.

What did you expect?
You know, did you think
she was just gonna, like,
take it on the chin for you...

after the way you treated her?
- Oh, hey, hey, wait a minute.
- No, you listen to me.

Anna is very special, okay?
She's not like other girls.

And you said some things to her
that I resent on her behalf.

You can't-- You can't just write her off
like one of your dates, Jake.

- I won't let you do it.
- Brian, I'm in love with her!

Okay? I'm sorry that you
found out about it this way.

It sucks, but the fact is
that we have to work it out together.

- It's between me and her.
- No, it was between you and her.

And then you mucked things up,
and now it's between you and me.

- Why is it between you and me?
- Because I love her.

I know you love her.
I love her too.

No. I'm in love with her.
- What?
- Yeah, it came as quite a shock
to her too, believe me.