:00:23
- Hello.
- Wanna have a little fun?
:00:26
- Who's this?
- Tell me your name and I'll tell you mine.
:00:30
I don't think so.
:00:33
- What's that noise?
- Oops. I farted.
:00:36
- I didn't think you would hear me.
- No, that popping noise.
:00:40
Oh. I'm making popcorn.
I'm getting ready to watch a video.
:00:45
- Ooh. What is it?
- It's just a scary movie.
:00:49
- Do you like scary movies?
- Mm-hmm.
:00:52
- What's your favorite?
- Mm, I don't know.
:00:56
Think.
:00:58
Oh, I know. Um, Kazaam,
the one where Shaq plays a genie.
:01:03
- That's not a horror movie.
- Well, you haven't seen Shaq act.
:01:09
- Hey, you have a nice voice.
- Thanks.
:01:13
You never did tell me your name.
:01:15
Why do you wanna know my name?
:01:18
'Cause I wanna know
who I'm looking at.
:01:23
What--
What did you say?
:01:26
Nice breasts.
:01:29
Look, what do you want?
:01:31
I wanna see
what your insides look like.
:01:35
Well-- Well, then,
turn to page 54.
:01:38
Oh.
:01:40
Hey, nice.
:01:44
Listen, asshole, you've had your fun,
now you better stop or else.
:01:49
- Or else what?
- Or else my boyfriend's gonna be here any minute,
:01:53
and he's black
and he'll kick your ass.
:01:56
- Oh, really?
- Yeah.
:01:58
You mean the one who wears makeup
and dresses like a woman?