Scary Movie

:00:23

- Hello.
- Wanna have a little fun?

:00:26

- Who's this?
- Tell me your name and I'll tell you mine.

:00:30

I don't think so.

:00:33

- What's that noise?
- Oops. I farted.

:00:36

- I didn't think you would hear me.
- No, that popping noise.

:00:40

Oh. I'm making popcorn.
I'm getting ready to watch a video.

:00:45

- Ooh. What is it?
- It's just a scary movie.

:00:49

- Do you like scary movies?
- Mm-hmm.

:00:52

- What's your favorite?
- Mm, I don't know.

:00:56

Think.

:00:58

Oh, I know. Um, Kazaam,
the one where Shaq plays a genie.

:01:03

- That's not a horror movie.
- Well, you haven't seen Shaq act.

:01:09

- Hey, you have a nice voice.
- Thanks.

:01:13

You never did tell me your name.

:01:15

Why do you wanna know my name?

:01:18

'Cause I wanna know
who I'm looking at.

:01:23

What--
What did you say?

:01:26

Nice breasts.

:01:29

Look, what do you want?

:01:31

I wanna see
what your insides look like.

:01:35

Well-- Well, then,
turn to page 54.

:01:38

Oh.

:01:40

Hey, nice.

:01:44

Listen, asshole, you've had your fun,
now you better stop or else.

:01:49

- Or else what?
- Or else my boyfriend's gonna be here any minute,

:01:53

and he's black
and he'll kick your ass.

:01:56

- Oh, really?
- Yeah.

:01:58

You mean the one who wears makeup
and dresses like a woman?