:01:03
- That's not a horror movie.
- Well, you haven't seen Shaq act.
:01:09
- Hey, you have a nice voice.
- Thanks.
:01:13
You never did tell me your name.
:01:15
Why do you wanna know my name?
:01:18
'Cause I wanna know
who I'm looking at.
:01:23
What--
What did you say?
:01:26
Nice breasts.
:01:29
Look, what do you want?
:01:31
I wanna see
what your insides look like.
:01:35
Well-- Well, then,
turn to page 54.
:01:38
Oh.
:01:40
Hey, nice.
:01:44
Listen, asshole, you've had your fun,
now you better stop or else.
:01:49
- Or else what?
- Or else my boyfriend's gonna be here any minute,
:01:53
and he's black
and he'll kick your ass.
:01:56
- Oh, really?
- Yeah.
:01:58
You mean the one who wears makeup
and dresses like a woman?
:02:01
- How did you know?
- Turn the porch lights on.
:02:12
Help! Help!
:02:15
Oh, that's not my boyfriend. I mean, I've
fucked him a couple of times, but that's it.
:02:21
Look, I'm calling the cops.
:02:25
Go ahead. Call the cops.
:02:28
But you might wanna
check the back door first.
:02:31
You forgot to lock it.