:25:01
- You have to move on, Cindy. That's all
behind us now. - Exactly.
:25:06
- It's a coincidence.
- Greg's right, Cindy.
:25:09
I mean, what do you think
we're in, a horror movie?
:25:12
Yeah, you guys are right.
If we were,
:25:16
they'd probably cast some dingbat
like Jennifer Love Huge Tits to play me.
:25:22
Yeah, or they'd cast people in their late
twenties, early thirties to play us.
:25:30
Kenny, get the camera ready.
Here. Hold my gum.
:25:36
- Sheriff, Sheriff, can I get a statement?
- No comment.
:25:41
Damn. Who do I have to screw around here
to get a stupid story?
:25:47
Hey! Hey, no runnlng.
:25:52
Loser.
:25:55
- Slow it down!
- Blow me!
:25:58
All right!
:26:01
Hi. Gail Hailstorm.
Field Reporter, Hard Story.
:26:05
Special Officer Doofy.
:26:08
Oh, hi, Doofy. Doofy, listen.
Is there a problem on campus?
:26:13
- No comment. No comment.
- Okay. Okay.
:26:15
You know, you look awfully young
to be a police officer.
:26:20
- I'm 25 and a half years old.
- Ooh!
:26:23
- Yeah, that's this many.
- Ah, so big.
:26:26
Yeah. That's big.
:26:28
Well, you don't look a day over 12.
:26:32
Except for the big head
and glazed-over look in your eyes.
:26:36
- Ooh, was that drool?
- Yeah. I forgot to swallow.
:26:41
Don't worry,
'cause I never forget.
:26:47
-Would you remind me not to do
that again? - Sorry.
:26:50
Due to the recent tragedy, the sheriff
and me, your principal,
:26:54
will be questioning all students
throughout the day.
:26:57
Wow. Sounds like we've got the makings
of a serial killer on our hands.