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Hi. Gail Hailstorm.
Field Reporter, Hard Story.
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Special Officer Doofy.
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Oh, hi, Doofy. Doofy, listen.
Is there a problem on campus?
:26:13
- No comment. No comment.
- Okay. Okay.
:26:15
You know, you look awfully young
to be a police officer.
:26:20
- I'm 25 and a half years old.
- Ooh!
:26:23
- Yeah, that's this many.
- Ah, so big.
:26:26
Yeah. That's big.
:26:28
Well, you don't look a day over 12.
:26:32
Except for the big head
and glazed-over look in your eyes.
:26:36
- Ooh, was that drool?
- Yeah. I forgot to swallow.
:26:41
Don't worry,
'cause I never forget.
:26:47
-Would you remind me not to do
that again? - Sorry.
:26:50
Due to the recent tragedy, the sheriff
and me, your principal,
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will be questioning all students
throughout the day.
:26:57
Wow. Sounds like we've got the makings
of a serial killer on our hands.
:27:01
Yeah, I'm not supposed to say.
It's official police business.
:27:04
Hey, Doofy, what do you say you and I
go inside my van over there...
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and, uh, get to know
each other a little better?
:27:12
- Would you like that? Yeah, that
van right there. - That van?
:27:17
Yeah.
:27:20
- Yeah, okay, let's go. Come on.
- Oh!
:27:24
A terrible tragedy
and an unbearable loss.
:27:29
It's days like today
that we need prayer in school.
:27:34
It starts to unravel the very moral
fabric of our society.
:27:40
Here you go, baby.
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Go to your daddy.
:27:46
Oh!
:27:49
I'll see you after class.
:27:52
- Sweet!
- All right!
:27:55
Okay, class, who would like to give
their oral presentation first?