:46:02
- What the hell is that?
- My ass.
:46:05
- Get the hell out of here, Doofy.
- Doofy.
:46:08
- Mom said get home now.
- Tell Mom I'm on official police business.
:46:14
- Cindy, are you okay?
- Hey, hey, hey. No talking to the witness.
:46:18
- Go get in the car, Doofy. She's coming
with us. - Does Mom know?
:46:22
- Yeah, Doofus.
- Mom says when I wear this badge,
:46:26
you're supposed to treat me
like a man of the law.
:46:28
Mom also said for you to stop sticking
your dick in the vacuum cleaner.
:46:36
Okay, three, two--
:46:39
- Oh, no. Gosh darn.
- What now?
:46:42
- It's just that there's all these numbers
with deci... - What, can't you count?
:46:44
- No, I can count, but there's really--
- Let me make it easy for you.
:46:48
This little piggy went to the market.
This little piggy stayed home.
:46:53
Now, if this little piggy doesn't roll
the goddamn camera--
:46:55
- I'm gonna put my foot up his fuckin' ass--
- We're live, Gail.
:46:58
Gail Hailstorm standing out front
of the police station...
:47:01
where I'm going to try and get a glimpse
of Cindy Campbell,
:47:04
the young girl who was attacked
earlier this evening.
:47:07
- You're on my foot, fat shit!
- Sorry, G--
:47:10
-What did I say?
- "Don't ever step on Gail's shoes."
:47:13
- Why not?
- Because Gail wears Prada shoes.
:47:15
- You idiot.
- I'm a bad man.
:47:17
Cindy! Cindy!
:47:20
- Cindy, can we get a statement?
- Buffy Gilmore, Miss Teen.
:47:23
- She's not talking. - Is it true
the police have someone in custody?
:47:26
- Come on, Cindy.
- Cindy, your ass looks fat!
:47:32
Bitch!
:47:36
- Good shot.
- Come on.
:47:39
- All right, who copped a feel?
- Gail, it was me.
:47:42
- Oh, my God.
- It was an accident, Gail.
:47:45
I only touched it,
the top of the breast.
:47:49
- It was so tender and juicy.
- Shut up!