Scary Movie
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:45:02
Mm-mmm.
:45:07
- No?
- No.

:45:11
- I'm sorry, Sheriff.
- You sure?

:45:16
Okay, you're free to go.
Do you have somebody picking you up?

:45:19
- Yeah.
- Oh. Just--

:45:23
Just check that one out again.
:45:28
- Mm, no. - No? No? Well, worth a shot.
All right, thanks.

:45:34
- Guess what I just did with those
hookers we busted. - No way.

:45:37
All the way, man! Yes, yes.
Watch this. Doofy!

:45:41
- Yeah?
- Come on. Come on.

:45:44
Okay.
:45:46
Special Officer Doofy
reporting.

:45:49
Hey, Doofy,
smell my fingers.

:45:52
- What's that? - That's when you know
you've become a man, Doofy!

:45:58
Hey, Terry, smell my finger.
:46:02
- What the hell is that?
- My ass.

:46:05
- Get the hell out of here, Doofy.
- Doofy.

:46:08
- Mom said get home now.
- Tell Mom I'm on official police business.

:46:14
- Cindy, are you okay?
- Hey, hey, hey. No talking to the witness.

:46:18
- Go get in the car, Doofy. She's coming
with us. - Does Mom know?

:46:22
- Yeah, Doofus.
- Mom says when I wear this badge,

:46:26
you're supposed to treat me
like a man of the law.

:46:28
Mom also said for you to stop sticking
your dick in the vacuum cleaner.

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Okay, three, two--
:46:39
- Oh, no. Gosh darn.
- What now?

:46:42
- It's just that there's all these numbers
with deci... - What, can't you count?

:46:44
- No, I can count, but there's really--
- Let me make it easy for you.

:46:48
This little piggy went to the market.
This little piggy stayed home.

:46:53
Now, if this little piggy doesn't roll
the goddamn camera--

:46:55
- I'm gonna put my foot up his fuckin' ass--
- We're live, Gail.

:46:58
Gail Hailstorm standing out front
of the police station...


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