:12:01
- Oh, you guys should not use this brand.
- Why not?
:12:06
- Because they test their products on animals.
- So?
:12:10
Look, have you seen what they do
to those poor animals?
:12:17
Well, I am much more of a people person.
:12:22
I'd like to feed all the hungry,
little children of the world.
:12:26
I'd much rather help my fellow man
than some animal.
:12:29
- Spare a dollar?
- Get away from me, you bum!
:12:31
Buffy! Can't you see
he's just hungry?
:12:35
Here you go, sir.
A nice sandwich.
:12:40
- See?
- I said a dollar, bitch!
:12:44
Ow!
:12:47
God.
Look at this place.
:12:51
lt's a circus.
:12:54
Hello. I'm Gail Hailstorm, author
of the book, You're Dead, I'm Rich.
:12:59
A small college town
is in shock...
:13:02
after the unthinkable
has happened:
:13:05
a brutal killing spree
that left one teen dead--
:13:09
That's it. Two teens dead...
:13:12
and this small town
shaken and stirred.
:13:15
- It's times like these--
- Police are combing the area for clues.
:13:19
There are no witnesses
available at this time.
:13:22
There are no suspects
in custody.
:13:24
Police are asking anyone
to come forward.
:13:26
Reporting live for Black TV. White folks are
dead and we're getting the fuck out of here!
:13:30
Grab your shit
and let's go, motherfucker!
:13:38
Hey, do you think the press is gonna
wanna talk to us?
:13:43
Oh, girl, no. The press only wants to interview
the most ignorant person they can find.
:13:48
I'm on TV! Oh, shit!
First Cops, now this!
:13:53
Oh, man, I'm gonna be
a star, son!
:13:55
- What can you tell us about Drew?
- Well, she had the phat ass.