:13:02
after the unthinkable
has happened:
:13:05
a brutal killing spree
that left one teen dead--
:13:09
That's it. Two teens dead...
:13:12
and this small town
shaken and stirred.
:13:15
- It's times like these--
- Police are combing the area for clues.
:13:19
There are no witnesses
available at this time.
:13:22
There are no suspects
in custody.
:13:24
Police are asking anyone
to come forward.
:13:26
Reporting live for Black TV. White folks are
dead and we're getting the fuck out of here!
:13:30
Grab your shit
and let's go, motherfucker!
:13:38
Hey, do you think the press is gonna
wanna talk to us?
:13:43
Oh, girl, no. The press only wants to interview
the most ignorant person they can find.
:13:48
I'm on TV! Oh, shit!
First Cops, now this!
:13:53
Oh, man, I'm gonna be
a star, son!
:13:55
- What can you tell us about Drew?
- Well, she had the phat ass.
:14:01
- I mean, it was like bang!
- How close were you to the victim?
:14:05
Real close.
Until the roofies wore off.
:14:08
Then she woke up talking about
pressing charges.
:14:10
So I just pulled my tongue
out of her ass and left.
:14:13
What would have been
your last words to Drew?
:14:16
Run, bitch! Run!
:14:23
Hey, yo, Dawg.
Does this shirt make me look gay?
:14:27
No, man.
:14:32
What about now?
:14:35
- Nah. Yeah.
- Cool?
:14:38
Here. Take one, guys.
Don't forget: election's Tuesday.
:14:41
"Don't forget:
election's Tuesday."
:14:44
Ah! Goddamn it!
Son of a bitch!
:14:49
What's the matter, honey?
:14:53
My report card.
:14:58
Well, at least
you got one "A."