:54:01
You wanna kill me?
:54:04
Oh, God. Hold on.
:54:07
Cindy, it's for you.
:54:14
All right,
knock it off, Buffy.
:54:16
Now, as you all have heard,
there is a killer in town...
:54:21
and the police have asked us to give you
the following safety tips.
:54:25
Stay in well-lit areas.
:54:27
Do not travel alone
whenever possible.
:54:30
Always wipe front to back.
:54:33
And remember, never, ever
believe someone...
:54:36
when they tell you
that shaving your pubic hair...
:54:40
will rid you
of crab infestation.
:54:44
Now, I understand this is a difficult
time for you young ladies.
:54:49
So if anyone needs
to come to my office to talk,
:54:52
I am here for you.
:55:00
- Whata crock of shit.
- It's not, Buffy!
:55:04
He's real!
:55:18
Miss Mann?
:55:23
Come in, dear. Have a seat.
Take off your bra if you'd like.
:55:29
No, thanks.
:55:32
What can I do for you,
Cindy?
:55:35
I need to talk.
See, I have this problem...
:55:40
and I don't know
who to tell.
:55:43
- Not feeling so fresh?
- Huh?
:55:48
Feminine odor and itching
got you down?
:55:51
Uh, no. No, not that.
:55:55
Then what is it?
:55:59
I have a terrible secret.