1:00:00
The love of my life, rolling down
the bluff in a fiberglass shithouse.
1:00:04
It was very, very sad.
1:00:08
- What happened then?
- I ran like hell.
1:00:10
- Joined the Air Force the next day.
- Afraid LeBeau'd kick your ass.
1:00:14
Well, hell, no.
I wasn't afraid of him.
1:00:17
I was afraid, I mean...
1:00:20
...truly afraid of her.
1:00:24
Are you afraid of me?
1:00:36
I married her.
1:00:39
Four years later.
1:01:06
What? I'm only 15 minutes late.
1:01:16
Oh, shit.
1:01:21
Extra, extra. Read all about it.
1:01:24
I don't know how this leaked out.
I swear.
1:01:26
NASA's been getting calls from
every tabloid in the country...
1:01:30
...asking me to verify that story.
1:01:33
Why can't we verify the story?
1:01:35
- Why?
- Yeah.
1:01:37
Because STS-200 is a delicate,
top-secret satellite recovery...
1:01:41
...that's why.
1:01:43
That makes it look like
a goddamn three-ring circus.
1:01:46
How do you think the vice president
felt this morning...
1:01:49
...when he opened his paper
and saw that?
1:01:52
It's easy for you to laugh.
You don't deal with him. I do.