1:19:02
Bãnuiala mea e cã fetele vor doar
ca bãietii sã le placã si sã iasã cu ele.
1:19:07
Pe cînd tipii--
Si nu toti tipii, bine?
1:19:10
Dar majoritatea,
cam vor doar sã facã sex.
1:19:16
OK, ce vreau sã-ti spun este,
1:19:19
nu vreau sã te simti presatã...
1:19:21
-de faptul cã prietenul tãu e mai bãtrîn.
-Te rog. Scuteste-mã.
1:19:24
Mama a vorbit asta
cu mine cînd aveam 11 ani.
1:19:27
Ar trebui sã faci sex doar
cînd esti îndrãgostitã si e deosebit.
1:19:30
Stiu totul.
1:19:32
Iar mama mã cunoaste bine
si-mi cunoaste prietenele si pe Cameron,
1:19:35
asa cã sã-i lãsãm ei
discutiile pãrintesti, bine?
1:19:38
-I-am promis lui Cameron cã o fac.
-Oh, Doamne.
1:19:41
Si, de altfel, nu mã face parte
a transformãrii lui Nick...
1:19:44
sau orice e chestia asta nouã
pe care o faci, bine?
1:19:46
-Ce chestie nouã?
-Ce chestie nouã?
1:19:49
Tipul nou ridicol care încerci sã fii.
1:19:51
Faci giumbuslucuri pe lîngã mine?
Mã întrebi dacã putem face o salatã?
1:19:55
Sã ne uitãm la Prietenii împreunã?
1:19:58
Adicã, e o nebunie
dupã 15 ani fãrã legãturi.
1:19:02
My hunch is girls just want guys
to like 'em and hang out with 'em.
1:19:06
Whereas guys--
And not all guys, allright ?
1:19:09
But most guys, they pretty much
just wanna have sex.
1:19:15
Okay, I'm--
What I'm trying to say here is,
1:19:18
I don't want you
to feel pressured...
1:19:20
- because your boyfriend's older.
- Please. Save it.
1:19:23
Mom had this talk with me
when I was, like, 11.
1:19:26
You're supposed to have sex when
you're in love and it's special.
1:19:29
- I know everything.
- [ Coughs ]
1:19:31
And Mom knows me for real
and knows my friends and Cameron,
1:19:34
so let's leave the parental
talks up to her, okay ?
1:19:37
- I promised Cameron I'd do it.
- Oh, jeez.
1:19:41
And also, let's not make me
part of this Nick makeover...
1:19:44
or whatever this new thing
you're into is, okay ?
1:19:46
- What new thing ?
- What new thing ?
1:19:48
This ridiculous new guy
you're trying to be.
1:19:51
Clowning around with me ?
Asking if we can make a salad ?
1:19:55
Watch Friends together ?
1:19:57
I mean, it's nuts
after 15 years of no relating.