Daddy and Them

He told me.
I'll be dogged.
I didn't know about ha.
Come on, baby.
Let's go in the house.

Hey, look.
Does my belly look flat
as it did yesterday?

- Of course it does.
- Are you sure? Because it feels bloated.

Sugar, it's not.
Come on.

You'll have to promise me
that you won't leave me if I get fat.

[Kids Shouting]
Hand me them candy corn,
will you, sugar?

- Sure, baby.
- Thank you, baby.

Honey, it ain't that I don't
wanna go see your mama.

It's that we can't afford
to go to Nashville and back.
I done told you that.

I takes gas money
o go places.

You don't wanna go see my mama 'cause
you hate her. I bet if Rose wanted...

Oh, come on.
Don't start that shit with me again.

Well, what if I used to fuck your
brother? You wouldn't like that a bit.

I didn't used to fuck your sister.
She was my girlfriend.

- We didn't fuck.
- You didn't fuck her?

Of course I fucked her!
She's my girlfriend!

You know what I mean by that.
All your mama's gonna do is talk
about your damn old boyfriends.

- Here we go. Mm-hmm.
- How great they were.

I'm sick and tired of
hearin' them damn stories.

I've heard 'em a hundred times.
And they were idiots, every one of'em!

Oh, so I'm such a dumb-ass,
I went with idiots all the time?

- Hey, you said it, honey.
- You like to hurt
my feelings, don't you?

Okay, you're not a dumb-ass.
I'm sorry.

But they were fuckin' idiots.
Every last one of'em
was little-dicked idiots.!

Muscle men, half of'em,
which I know you like.

Fuck every one of'em.!
- You hate my whole family, don't you?
- I love your family.

Does that mean
I have to love yours?

Honey, you're gonna have to quit
actin' like you're gonna kill yourself.