Freddy Got Fingered
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- Where the fuck is he?
- Mr. Brody?

:58:09
- Where's my son?
- What?

:58:12
Where is he?
:58:13
Mr. Brody, please! I don't know. Agh!
:58:16
Are you gonna tell me, you little punk-ass?
:58:21
He's in Hollywood, selling his cartoons.
:58:33
Aaaaagh!
:58:41
Japan 4!
:58:45
OK. Davidson for four...
:58:49
Mr. Davidson, I have
something you need to see.

:58:52
- Is there a bomb in there, Gord?
- It's not a bomb.

:58:55
I did what you told me. I quit my shitty
cheese job, moved in with my parents.

:58:59
I worked really hard and
I came up with a concept. It's called:

:59:03
..."Zebras in America". OK?
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It's about a family who move to America.
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It's a classic fish-out-of-water story,
except it's not fish...

:59:10
...it's, uh, zebras... out of water.
:59:14
- Zebras don't live in water, but I understand.
- I know. That's what I'm talking about.

:59:19
The zebras aren't in the water.
It's like Splash.

:59:22
I saw it. I loved it. But is this the father
character with a goatee like you? Is that him?

:59:27
- Yeah.
- Just seems a little unrealistic, that's all.

:59:30
- Unrealistic?
- Yeah.

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- He's a centaur, like a half-man, half-zebra.
- Right. Clash of the Titans. I saw it. I get it.

:59:37
Half-man, half-zebra, mutant. He's a...
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- The myth. The myth.
- It's a myth. It's like a Greek myth.

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It's like a Greek myth, except African.
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- African...
- African-American-Greek...

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- Myth.
- Yes.

:59:52
- Can I help you?
- Yeah, you can, miss.

:59:54
Get off your ass and tell me where my son is.
:59:57
- Who the hell do you think you are?
- Get the fuck out...

:59:59
Argh!

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