Freddy Got Fingered

- Where the fuck is he?
- Mr. Brody?

- Where's my son?
- What?

Where is he?
Mr. Brody, please! I don't know. Agh!
Are you gonna tell me, you little punk-ass?
He's in Hollywood, selling his cartoons.
Japan 4!
OK. Davidson for four...
Mr. Davidson, I have
something you need to see.

- Is there a bomb in there, Gord?
- It's not a bomb.

I did what you told me. I quit my shitty
cheese job, moved in with my parents.

I worked really hard and
I came up with a concept. It's called:

..."Zebras in America". OK?
It's about a family who move to America.
It's a classic fish-out-of-water story,
except it's not fish...

:59:10's, uh, zebras... out of water.
- Zebras don't live in water, but I understand.
- I know. That's what I'm talking about.

The zebras aren't in the water.
It's like Splash.

I saw it. I loved it. But is this the father
character with a goatee like you? Is that him?

- Yeah.
- Just seems a little unrealistic, that's all.

- Unrealistic?
- Yeah.

- He's a centaur, like a half-man, half-zebra.
- Right. Clash of the Titans. I saw it. I get it.

Half-man, half-zebra, mutant. He's a...
- The myth. The myth.
- It's a myth. It's like a Greek myth.

It's like a Greek myth, except African.
- African...
- African-American-Greek...

- Myth.
- Yes.

- Can I help you?
- Yeah, you can, miss.

Get off your ass and tell me where my son is.
- Who the hell do you think you are?
- Get the fuck out...