:59:03
..."Zebras in America". OK?
:59:05
It's about a family who move to America.
:59:07
It's a classic fish-out-of-water story,
except it's not fish...
:59:10
...it's, uh, zebras... out of water.
:59:14
- Zebras don't live in water, but I understand.
- I know. That's what I'm talking about.
:59:19
The zebras aren't in the water.
It's like Splash.
:59:22
I saw it. I loved it. But is this the father
character with a goatee like you? Is that him?
:59:27
- Yeah.
- Just seems a little unrealistic, that's all.
:59:30
- Unrealistic?
- Yeah.
:59:31
- He's a centaur, like a half-man, half-zebra.
- Right. Clash of the Titans. I saw it. I get it.
:59:37
Half-man, half-zebra, mutant. He's a...
:59:39
- The myth. The myth.
- It's a myth. It's like a Greek myth.
:59:42
It's like a Greek myth, except African.
:59:45
- African...
- African-American-Greek...
:59:48
- Myth.
- Yes.
:59:52
- Can I help you?
- Yeah, you can, miss.
:59:54
Get off your ass and tell me where my son is.
:59:57
- Who the hell do you think you are?
- Get the fuck out...
:59:59
Argh!
1:00:04
- But the father is real.
- Nobody does this shit. I don't buy it.
1:00:07
- It doesn't seem real.
- Here you are...
1:00:09
...you goddamn lying,
car-thieving, doodling time-waster!
1:00:16
- What's so fucking funny, you little prick?
- You're funny.
1:00:19
You think it's funny to brainwash my kid,
so he sits around with his fingers up his ass?
1:00:24
I'll show you what's funny.
1:00:26
- Mr. Davidson, run!
- Don't hurt me, big daddy. Don't hurt me(!)
1:00:32
This is my son here. I'm the father here.
1:00:35
I'll get you. Goddamn you, Gord.
You son of a bitch!
1:00:39
You too, you little prick!
1:00:41
Ow! That hurt. Hey. Ow.
1:00:44
Great job. Nice show.
1:00:46
Where d'you get this guy?
Central Casting? He is fucking great.
1:00:49
It was hilarious, Gord. That's great shit.
1:00:52
Mr. Davidson, I'm sorry.
That's my father. He's crazy.
1:00:55
Gord, whatever. Do me a favor,
stop the act. Let me tell you something.