1:00:04
- But the father is real.
- Nobody does this shit. I don't buy it.
1:00:07
- It doesn't seem real.
- Here you are...
1:00:09
...you goddamn lying,
car-thieving, doodling time-waster!
1:00:16
- What's so fucking funny, you little prick?
- You're funny.
1:00:19
You think it's funny to brainwash my kid,
so he sits around with his fingers up his ass?
1:00:24
I'll show you what's funny.
1:00:26
- Mr. Davidson, run!
- Don't hurt me, big daddy. Don't hurt me(!)
1:00:32
This is my son here. I'm the father here.
1:00:35
I'll get you. Goddamn you, Gord.
You son of a bitch!
1:00:39
You too, you little prick!
1:00:41
Ow! That hurt. Hey. Ow.
1:00:44
Great job. Nice show.
1:00:46
Where d'you get this guy?
Central Casting? He is fucking great.
1:00:49
It was hilarious, Gord. That's great shit.
1:00:52
Mr. Davidson, I'm sorry.
That's my father. He's crazy.
1:00:55
Gord, whatever. Do me a favor,
stop the act. Let me tell you something.
1:01:00
I've been doing this job, OK, for six years.
1:01:03
I have never seen a more
creative or exciting pitch than that.
1:01:06
I wasn't even thinking about writing
a cheque today, but with such creativity...
1:01:10
...I'm comfortable
green-lighting this fucking project.
1:01:13
I'm gonna write you a cheque right now for,
I don't know, how's $1 million sound to you?
1:01:19
Oh... Uh...
1:01:22
- Sound good?
- Sounds...
1:01:25
Hi, my name is Harry.
1:01:28
Do you hear the funny sound?
1:01:31
It's my hooves. It's my hooves.
1:01:34
In Africa, the humans hated us
because of our zebra lower bodies.
1:01:37
And zebras hated us
because of our human upper bodies.
1:01:40
So my family moved from Africa
to start over in America.
1:01:44
But life in America wasn't perfect.
1:01:47
Especially for zebras who are
used to living in fields, not houses.
1:01:53
My hooves. My hooves.
1:01:56
My dad was weird in Africa,
but America made him crazy.