Freddy Got Fingered
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I've been doing this job, OK, for six years.
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I have never seen a more
creative or exciting pitch than that.

1:01:06
I wasn't even thinking about writing
a cheque today, but with such creativity...

1:01:10
...I'm comfortable
green-lighting this fucking project.

1:01:13
I'm gonna write you a cheque right now for,
I don't know, how's $1 million sound to you?

1:01:19
Oh... Uh...
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- Sound good?
- Sounds...

1:01:25
Hi, my name is Harry.
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Do you hear the funny sound?
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It's my hooves. It's my hooves.
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In Africa, the humans hated us
because of our zebra lower bodies.

1:01:37
And zebras hated us
because of our human upper bodies.

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So my family moved from Africa
to start over in America.

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But life in America wasn't perfect.
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Especially for zebras who are
used to living in fields, not houses.

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My hooves. My hooves.
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My dad was weird in Africa,
but America made him crazy.

1:02:00
I'm not getting a stupid job, Dad.
I never had a part-time job in Africa.

1:02:05
How dare you!
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How do you like that, fucker?
How do you like that, fucker? Huh, fucker?

1:02:13
You fucker. You fucker.
Fucker! Huh, fucker? Fucker!

1:02:17
Check us out.
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You'll love how simple misunderstandings
get us into a whole heap of trouble. It's crazy.

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Listen to my hooves.
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Listen to them. Cloppety-clop.
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Listen to them. Cloppety-clop.
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Zebras in America!
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# Drinkin' beer in the hot sun
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# I fought the law and I won
1:02:54
Darren. Darr...
1:02:58
Darren...

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