Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
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:58:00
What response
do you hope to elicit...

:58:01
by putting this Kind
of pressure on the C.L.l.T.?

:58:04
lt`s a difficult situation.
:58:05
You don`t want to rub
the C.L.l.T. the wrong way.

:58:07
Nights liKe this...
:58:08
-l miss dating a lesbian.
-{Ring}

:58:10
ls that your cell phone, sir?
:58:12
PlaschKe.
Give me a friggin` breaK.

:58:16
l`m on my way.
We`ve got `em.

:58:17
They`re in Utah.
Citizens of Utah...

:58:20
stimulation of the C.L.l.T.
is not recommended.

:58:23
Well, your plan worKed.
:58:24
The news is all about
Jay, Bob, and your C.L.l. T...

:58:27
with almost no mention
of the diamond heist.

:58:30
l told you those two
were the perfect patsies.

:58:31
Don`t you have any regret?
:58:33
Jay and Bob don`t deserve this.
They were really sweet.

:58:35
The only thing l regret
is not gutting...

:58:37
that little trout-mouth pricK
liKe a fish...

:58:39
and playing twister
with his vitals. Mmm!

:58:42
SlSSY: You know,
l don`t get you, Justice.

:58:43
You used to be
all about this girl stuff--

:58:45
stealing, boning,
blowing shit up...

:58:47
and now you`re liKe this
little priss with a conscience.

:58:49
lt`s really a fucKing drag.
:58:51
We all gotta grow up sometime.
:58:52
Oh, ifmoping around
over some boy

:58:54
you`re crushing on
is growing up...

:58:55
then pass me
my Wonder Woman Underoos. Ow!

:58:58
Yo, Marvelous Pizza
coming thr--hey!

:58:59
Hi.
:59:01
You the gals
that ordered the pizza?

:59:02
This dopey bitch
ordered a large plain...

:59:03
but l could go for
some hot thicK Sicilian.

:59:08
No charge, lady.
:59:09
Hurry!
{BarKs}

:59:16
l`m sorry, Jay.
:59:22
You Know, Justice died
trying to save this monKey...

:59:24
so maybe we should
Keep it around.

:59:26
That way,
we can honor her memory.

:59:31
Now ain`t you glad
we came here to eat?

:59:33
And you
were all piss-scared...

:59:35
we`d get busted
by the cops or something.

:59:37
You Know what l say.
:59:39
Fuck the police
:59:40
Fuck, fuck, fuck the police
:59:42
Yo, yo, fuck the police
:59:44
Fuck, fuck, fuck the police
:59:46
Yo, fuck `em
:59:47
COP ON MEGAPHONE:
This is the Utah State Police.

:59:50
Boys, we Know you`re in there.
:59:52
Come on out
with your hands in the air...

:59:55
and surrender the orangutan.
:59:58
ThinK they`re talKing about us?

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