:59:01
You the gals
that ordered the pizza?
:59:02
This dopey bitch
ordered a large plain...
:59:03
but l could go for
some hot thicK Sicilian.
:59:08
No charge, lady.
:59:09
Hurry!
{BarKs}
:59:16
l`m sorry, Jay.
:59:22
You Know, Justice died
trying to save this monKey...
:59:24
so maybe we should
Keep it around.
:59:26
That way,
we can honor her memory.
:59:31
Now ain`t you glad
we came here to eat?
:59:33
And you
were all piss-scared...
:59:35
we`d get busted
by the cops or something.
:59:37
You Know what l say.
:59:39
Fuck the police
:59:40
Fuck, fuck, fuck the police
:59:42
Yo, yo, fuck the police
:59:44
Fuck, fuck, fuck the police
:59:46
Yo, fuck `em
:59:47
COP ON MEGAPHONE:
This is the Utah State Police.
:59:50
Boys, we Know you`re in there.
:59:52
Come on out
with your hands in the air...
:59:55
and surrender the orangutan.
:59:58
ThinK they`re talKing about us?
1:00:00
{HonKing}
1:00:05
Sorry.
1:00:06
Don`t shoot.
1:00:07
Hold your fire.
1:00:09
Who the hell are you?
1:00:10
Federal Wildlife Marshal.
ls the monKey in there?
1:00:13
-The ape.
-What?
1:00:14
Orangutan`s a member
of the great ape family.
1:00:15
lt`s not a monKey.
1:00:17
LooK, who`s the Federal
Wildlife Marshal here?
1:00:19
Me or you?
1:00:20
That`s what l thought.
Can l use your--
1:00:25
Jay and Silent Bob.
1:00:27
Your C.L.l.T.
doesn`t stand a chance.
1:00:29
Anyone not harboring...
1:00:31
a fugitive monKey in there
should hit the decK.
1:00:33
We are going to open fire.
1:00:35
{Patrons scream and chatter}
1:00:36
What the fucK
are you waiting for?
1:00:38
Get out there
and give him the monKey.
1:00:41
LooK, man, fucKin` maybe
it ain`t so bad up at that lab.
1:00:44
Maybe they experiment
on `em by making `em...
1:00:45
fucK a bunch of different
good-looKin` monKeys.
1:00:47
-We don`t Know.
-{Squeals}
1:00:49
You stay out of this,
you weepy little chimp.
1:00:51
Fuck, man, l`m no strategist.
1:00:53
You`re the guy
who maKes the blueprints.
1:00:54
l don`t have the fucKin`
smarts of a little...