1:17:00
I'm not an animal."
1:17:02
Finally they let me
up out the motherfucker.
1:17:05
I'm getting ready to get outta there.
thinking I'm going home and shit...
1:17:10
and they hand me a paper
to go to court.
1:17:12
I go to court.
1:17:14
The judge I had was this. You know...
he was a cool. Young white dude.
1:17:17
Didn't take no shit. But straight
to the point. Tell you how it is.
1:17:21
He said. "Martin. What the fuck
are you doing in my courtroom?
1:17:25
I wanna know why the fuck
are you in my courtroom.
1:17:28
I don't understand that.
1:17:29
Whoa. Whoa. You mean I go to have
my bagel and coffee this morning...
1:17:34
I look at the paperwork. And your
fucking name is on my fucking desk?
1:17:38
What are you thinking?
You know what you're doing?
1:17:41
You're making an ass out of yourself
and you're blowing it. Kid.
1:17:44
You're blowing it.
1:17:45
You're in a position to do
what a lot of people would love to do...
1:17:48
and you're throwing it away.
1:17:50
You're becoming a menace to society.
and it doesn't even make sense.
1:17:53
Why don't you use all this exposure and
shit to do something positive. Martin?
1:17:58
'Cause you're in my courtroom.
I will lock your fucking ass up.
1:18:01
I don't give a shit.
I will lock you up.
1:18:04
Yes. I'm down with the brothers and
the homies. I will lock your ass up.
1:18:08
Okay?
1:18:09
I put someone away about a year ago.
His name was Tank.
1:18:12
He thought he was bad.
Now his name is Tina.
1:18:16
And Tina's wearing
little tankies. Martin.
1:18:18
You need to get your shit together
or leave it alone. I'll lock your ass up.
1:18:23
Okay? Ask Gary Coleman."
1:18:28
I said. "Oh. Shit!
1:18:31
You're right.
I'll get it together. You're right.
1:18:34
I'll get it together."
1:18:35
And he said.
"Not without probation."
1:18:41
And I said.
"Never again. Never again."
1:18:43
I said. "Martin..."
I asked myself. I said...
1:18:46
"How did you go through all that?
How... That's stupid.
1:18:50
What you have gotten to do
in your lifetime...
1:18:54
a lot of people would love to do.
1:18:56
Fortunately. God has blessed you
with a gift to make people laugh...